- Larry Penkava
Across the great divide
Luis looked at the great barrier that kept him from crossing the border.
Can’t help but be floored at the result
Sometimes I do things without weighing all the facts.
Such as, I’m not a handyman.
Words of advice for he and she (hopefully)
The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
In this case the tree is a bald cypress. And that makes for a strange apple, I suppose.
Dear Family, how are y’all?
I just took a time machine back to my college days in the ‘60s.
Government shutdown hits home
Dear Uncle Ambrose and Aunt Victoria,
Gopher Woods is shut down.
But hardly anybody has noticed.
Next time, you drive
The adjustment from bachelorhood to married life can be traumatic.
Then there’s the former bachelor who forgets he’s married.
Now I pronounce you convict and wife
Some men would say that a wedding vow is synonymous with a life sentence.
Shop ‘til you flop
I spent a week at the Super Maxi Mart the other day.
No cell phone user is an island
Clark Kent wouldn’t have a chance in today’s world.
No longer the lonely runner
I never had a chance to run cross country — til now.
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